![]() 06/15/2016 at 12:31 • Filed to: Regular Car Reviews, Jalopnik, Dodge, Dodge Aspen, Patrick George | ![]() | ![]() |
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wat
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It’s Mr. Regular. What were you expecting?
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Ah, the legendary call to Patrick George. Don’t worry about it.
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That scared one of my cats off the windowsill ... and my mom had a ‘78 Aspen. It was a piece of shit with a beige vinyl roof.
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Patrick tried so hard to keep a straight face.
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I can’t tell you what you’ve seen because I quit halfway through. I think the Ford Fairmont deserves some credit for being poor as well.
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WHORES? GEORGE!
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I should have, my ears have been permanently damaged.
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Not a good car then?
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I honestly don't know what I was expecting
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THE WORLD MUST KNOW
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The steering was merely a suggestion. The power brakes were touchy and would jam on unless you feathered the pedal. Bench seats, column shift - but an FM radio! There was that.
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According to Mr.Regular FM was an option! Sounds like I’ll be needing to take the Aspen off my “dream supercar list”
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What you just saw was a regular Regular Car Review.
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THAT WAS A REAL FART, THIS IS A REAL CALL
![]() 06/15/2016 at 13:39 |
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Well I’m scared
![]() 06/15/2016 at 13:47 |
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Clearly you’re new to this whole Regular Car Reviews thing.
![]() 06/15/2016 at 13:48 |
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The one cool thing about that car was the turn signal indicators at the forward top edge of the front fender.
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I've been binge watching for days, just discovered it
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AT TALLEDEGA MY POOP IS ON A WATERSLIDE
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That's actually pretty cool. Like the hood of old mustangs but better.
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I don’t necessarily agree with everything that he says but all-in-all it’s a good show, definitely worth watching.
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So far, I agree with pretty much anything. What I really like though is that sometimes the reviews bring out an underlying theme he’s trying to convey. Like the Restomod C3 or the mini. And he really gets the people who buy the cars he reviews, too.
![]() 06/15/2016 at 15:11 |
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I do like most of his reviews. I guess the one that comes to mind that I don’t like much is his E36 review.
If you’ve seen the Honda Pilot one, my dad has an Acura MDX of the same vintage(so literally the exact same car) and it perfectly encapsulates him.
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You've just witnessed art
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It was... beautiful